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LUDMILLA – my russian teacher….some advices Februar 26, 2009

Advices from a life experienced old Russian lady:


Rule 1#

Only buy fruits on the market, there they are fresh and cheap

Rule 2#

Every day you have to eat 100g fresh “Tworog”, and you only should buy 300g at once, because it will be become “bad” after three days

Rule 3#

Don’t heat your rooms

Rule 4#

Open the window a little bit while your sleeping

Rule 5#

It s impossible to study Sport! You just can do sports but nothing more than that, no way.

Rule 6#

If you want to be slim DON’T eat bread, noodles and so on, only “Tworog”

Rule 7#

You have to wear a hat otherwise water will come like a river running out of your eyes and nose and every secound “hatschi, hatschi”

Rule 8#

Just go out at night to a club once a week and only on the weekend

Rule 9#

20 minutes before eating you have to drink a glass with warm water

Rule 10#

After standing up 2 glasses of warm water

Rule 11#

Every day 20 minutes morning- sport, very necessary

Rule 12#

Never buy food on the street, you never know maybe it s not normal meat, may be it s a cat; but if the smell is good, you can buy…

 

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